so heres all of my prank calls. they've been under the 'audio section' on the homepage since day 1, but i think you're all to fucking stupid to realize.
so here they REALLY are, with their own personal link and sub domain. dumbasses.


PICKLE one of my first prank calls. inspired by the animation 'pickles day out'
SYPHILIS i had this idea to tell someone they won something but yea, it didnt even get that far. this is where i came up with 'amazon health'
BATMAN another old one. i NEED to know about the batman toys. oh yea, my pets too.
DAYTOP another very old one. i could not laugh at first. it took some time
NIPPLE the beginning of a GREAT idea
CUNT this was the best idea ever
CHODE SO fetch
COCK omg clevAr!
SEMEN i LOVE how this was recorded on her answering machine.
SEMEN2 celebrity appearence by meaghen!! poor kids
CLIT towards the end, we started slackin.
RAMAPO MANOR so i had this brilliant idea.
NYACK MANOR call nursing homes, giving ridiculous demands about how i want them to treat my mother-in-law
HILLCREST most of them didnt even get that far
FOUNTAINVIEW most of them didnt HAVE to get that far to be funny either
*GARNEVILLE HOME my favorite ever. this person is the single most incompetent person ive ever spoken to on a phone
ALZTHEIMERS didnt expect her to say that. but improv'd pretty well i'd have to say
CUNT-RY HOUSEcrazy australian lady didnt see it coming!!
WORRY WARTS um....yea. plumbers torch? hlysht...
ALTO DILDO alto sucks anyway.
ROCKLAND MUSIC this place aint much better
WENDYS theyre my favorite fast food chain
WENDYS2 they deserve the double stuff
VET1 i do this to telemarketers a lot. amazing how badly they want you to take down their number
VET2 what happened here?
WHITE unnecessary blatant racism. thats what motivated this one.
TURNIPSEED unnecessary harrassment
THE RINK faking tourettes is always fun
*BARNES & NOBLE woah. i couldnt do that again if i tried.
JEEPERS this is a childrens place. shame on me.
BEST BUY dont even ask where this came from. because i still have no idea. "thats wi-ed"
TAPEVILLE i used to work here. inside joke. understand here
TACO BELL more unnecessary blatant racism. pretty old. we were testing our characters
WHITE unnecessary blatant racism. thats what motivated this one.
BUILD A BEAR niggers, spics, who'd we forget? o ya, the jews
HOME DEPOT more unecessary blatant racism. i just wanted to say dumb nigger.
RITE AIDS male tampon?
RESTAURANT all im trying to do is plan a party
**ITALIAN DELIGHT best call ever. no idea how this happened. unbelievable.
PIZZA HUT we just wanna party!!
PR LANES slight problem...
MARTIOS again
CALIFORNIA NAILS the phone # was in their store window. they asked for it
BITCH i was bored, home alone on a sunday
ENEMA eh...
KITTY eh... e bell isnt too great at these...
DRUG REHAB does he need it?
FORK i was home sick from school and looked up my friends neighbor. he was a prick.
DADS DUMB prank called the house we were in. dad picked up.
GUSHERS omfg i love teh gushers
LOCKSMITHwe were curious. and i still am.
MUSHROOM STAMP terrible situation
COCK STAMP maybe they can help?
KITTY eh... e bell isnt too great at these...
***CHILIS and last but certainly not least, the # 1 greatest prank phone call in all of prank phone call history. 3 guys, in a recording studio, with a cell phone, and NO pot. what else do you expect us to do? this should be on tv or something